Sheldon Allan Silverstein - Turkey?
Only ate one drumstick <br />At the picnic dance this summer, <br />Just one little drumstick-- <br />They say I couldn't be dumber. <br />One tough and skinny drumstick, <br />Why was that such a bummer? <br />But everybody's mad at me, <br />Especially the drummer.<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/turkey-4/